Do your dogs abuse you like my female dogs abuse me?

The smallest one in particular is worse than my ex-wife, and this is a terrible comparison for anything.The worst thing of all about Baby is her sister Snoozy. Snoozy only likes to eat, sleep, and growl at her sister whenever they are given treats. Right now, Baby is barking...And Snoozy snores so loudly that my son--the actual owner of these mutts--is forced to close his second floor door to sleep at night... These dogs are Dachshunds, they aren't really that big... But that has not prevented them from converting my Finch--who was a love bird---into a bird with violent tendencies... Buddy Bird is actually losing feathers from his head somehow... Probably from all of the barking, growling, and snoring... Why are these dogs like this? Please help?